A Portion of Dragon and Chips

A Portion of Dragon and Chips
By:Simon Haynes
Published on 2018-08-20 by Bowman Press



Dodge dragons, fight knights, help halflings ... it's tough being a robot in a medieval kingdom. Worst of all, there's nowhere to recharge! Welcome to the Old Kingdom! Clunk, an elderly robot, just plunged into the sea off the coast of the Old Kingdom, and if he knew what was coming next he'd sit down on the ocean floor and wait for rescue. Dragged onto the beach, coughing up seaweed, salty water and stray pieces of jellyfish, he's taken to the nearby city of Chatter's Reach, where he's given a sword and told to fight the Queen's Champion, Sur Loyne. As if that wasn't bad enough, the locals still think the wheel is a pretty nifty idea, and Clunk's chances of finding spare parts - or his missing memory modules - are nil. Still, Clunk is an optimist, and it's not long before he's embarking on a quest to find his way home. Unfortunately it's going to be a very tough ask, given the lack of charging points in the medieval kingdom... This is the first novel in a three book series. Each book in the series continues plot lines and character arcs from the previous title, with everything wrapping up in book three. This parody is perfect for fans of Game of Thrones, Terry Pratchett's Discworld, Jasper Fforde and Tom Holt! No sex, no swearing, just good clean fun suitable for adults and young adults alike. A humorous fantasy novel with dragons, wizards, elves, dwarves ... and a robot! Sure, there's a touch of dark humor, or humour, but it's all in the best possible taste. Keywords: Humorous fantasy novel, book one in a trilogy, fantasy comedy book, fantasy humour, clean fantasy novels, young adult fantasy, ya comedy, parody novel, fantasy comedy novels, medieval humour, wizard humor, robot books

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